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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.
“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.”
“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.”
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ON A LONG-HAUL FLIGHT .................
A young air hostess sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
Saying: “Excuse me sir, but I think we have a case of human trafficking on board! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy looking female passenger with us and she looks sad and quite frightened. The man sitting next to her is a fat old slob, who looks like a sullen letch who is mean and dangerous!"
The captain responds: “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One!”
A young air hostess sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
Saying: “Excuse me sir, but I think we have a case of human trafficking on board! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy looking female passenger with us and she looks sad and quite frightened. The man sitting next to her is a fat old slob, who looks like a sullen letch who is mean and dangerous!"
The captain responds: “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One!”
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The grand old duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He also had a few young girls
But he can’t remember when ..
Anon anon ....
He had ten thousand men
He also had a few young girls
But he can’t remember when ..
Anon anon ....
