ON A LONG-HAUL FLIGHT .................
A young air hostess sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
Saying: “Excuse me sir, but I think we have a case of human trafficking on board! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy looking female passenger with us and she looks sad and quite frightened. The man sitting next to her is a fat old slob, who looks like a sullen letch who is mean and dangerous!"
The captain responds: “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One!”