The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Probably both.
 
Indeed!
 
No, unmounted.
 
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The inventor of predictive text has just died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
 
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Hey! I just wanted to be the first to get that one in on this new thread. And beat the rush.
 
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My penis was in the Guinness book of records!

Until the librarian told me to take it out and leave
 
Today a clown held a door open for me.

Thought that was a nice jester.
 
I knew I seen it somewhere ...lol n0chex gets his coat and makes a swift exit :)
 
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Can you see the problem?

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They'll soon find out if someone plugs them in...
 
Didn't Threadneedle street used to be called something different???

Not sure the Bank of England would like being called the old lady of Gropec**** lane!

Edited because the sweary filter allows words like Scunthorpe...
 
Driven past the TWATT sign a few times, never seems to be pointing at me though.
 
"No mistakes, just happy little accidents!"

IIRC he worked in acrylic rather than oil but I may well not remember correctly!
Oils, wet on wet technique. Acrylic (black,white and grey) were also used to prime the canvas on certain paintings
 
One like simply isn't enough!
 
One like simply isn't enough!
Do what I do, like it, un like it, just so you can like it again ( repeat as required) (y)
 
I'll just find the same comment on a different thread and like that!!! ;)
 
The last thing I'm going to do before I die will be to eat a bag of popcorn kernels.

My cremation will be epic!
 
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