The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Applicant: I would say that my biggest weakness is listening.
 
Do you think the inventor of the Vibrator heard a voice saying "If you build it they will come"?
 
Did you know that a school of piranhas can devour a small child, leaving nothing but bones, in thirty seconds?
Anyway, enough of that. Did I mention I lost my job at the aquarium yesterday?
 
A woman walked into a sporting goods shop and told the clerk she wanted to buy a shotgun.
"It's for my husband," she tells the clerk
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
 
I took this off the BBCI player page, wonder if they know what it says--- the split, gets messy in the office and between the sheets :LOL:

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