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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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And long may our survival continue!!!
And if he had 2 obblox he'd give her one...
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I nearly lost a girlfriend with an answer like that once...
Sitting on a cliff on Inis Mor (one of the Aran Islands( watching an amazing sunset, she asked me "What are you thinking about?"
I stupidly said " I'm wondering if I have time to go back for my camera" - seems that wasn't the answer she was hoping for.
30 years later, I still think carefully before answering such questions.
Sitting on a cliff on Inis Mor (one of the Aran Islands( watching an amazing sunset, she asked me "What are you thinking about?"
I stupidly said " I'm wondering if I have time to go back for my camera" - seems that wasn't the answer she was hoping for.
30 years later, I still think carefully before answering such questions.
Thats classic! Should list that as a warning to others 
- like they say learn from other’s mistakes
- like they say learn from other’s mistakes
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That's a bit unfair, the distance in the picture is nearer 0.002k, just as well the entrants are skinnier than the average couch potato.
to all of that.
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Just seen that Hugh Zapritti-Boyden has been elected the new president of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society 
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Cheep jokeJust seen that Hugh Zapritti-Boyden has been elected the new president of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society
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He's on a budget
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That's what budgies get on the NHS
Cheep tweetment
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Just like that, the thread went to seed.
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If you guys don't pack in the cheep puns you'll be hauled before the beak....
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I expect it's already being tweeted on twitter... 
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Just another run of the mill-let it be pun
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These kind of comments just egg me on.
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Beat it!
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Did you scramble to reply?
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Just for the trill of it....
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Back in your cage!
