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Sales of Corona beer are down by about a third in the USofA...
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Just call me Roxanne.
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Think we're in the wrong thread....
Woah oh oh.
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" Boss I'm sorry but I won't be in the next 2 weeks I'm in quarantine with Corona"
Netflix subscription done
" Boss I'm sorry but I won't be in the next 2 weeks I'm in quarantine with Corona"
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Ordered some anti premature ejaculation tablets a month ago. Still havent come.
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If I had something highly contagious it would be the only time I can see any advantage from meeting him.
I've been diagnosed with a complex dual-personality disorder. Some days I think I'm a temptress in a Bizet opera, other days I'm convinced I am the head of the German Luftwaffe in the Second World War.
I don't really know whether I'm Carmen or Goering.
I don't really know whether I'm Carmen or Goering.
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Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally, the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied"
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder, and says, "You better hurry home, my wife died a year ago."
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally, the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied"
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder, and says, "You better hurry home, my wife died a year ago."