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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only be in there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only be in there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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And the pocket always seems to know when you are in a hurry.
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Not sure if this is in the right section .
I have 48 rolls of Nikki luxury toilet paper ,will swap for a Olympus 300mm f4 + 1.4 tc or a new omd1-mkiii
I have 48 rolls of Nikki luxury toilet paper ,will swap for a Olympus 300mm f4 + 1.4 tc or a new omd1-mkiii
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Are they new
No but only used on one side. For new ones, I'd want a Sigma 200-500 f/2.8 (in Nikon fit.)
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It's run off with my sex drive
