The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mountkeen]

Have self isolated after singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs all day.

I'm worried I have crooner virus.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[kendo1]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

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Does that mean people will be bringing them back for a refund?

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Tori_T]

Is the towel top left for the wimps?

 

[Nod]

That's for the REALLY stubborn winnits...

 

[hunnymonster]

That's for the REALLY stubborn winnits...

Then you need a Clag-Gone

 

[ancient_mariner]

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That made me chuckle.

 

[simon ess]

You need the Enterprise for klingons.

 

[ancient_mariner]

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So a sociology degree isn't the only kind of BSC that comes on a roll like that?

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[welshwizard645]

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As a Saab owner this is considered 'normal'

 

[Steep]

In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice.

Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice.

Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & a MIG welder.

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Jimi-the-fish]

"...and learning how to use an apostrophe..."

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[mikew]

"...and learning how to use an apostrophe..."

Sometimes,. I" think !! the*** joke "" section, is, not, for,,, (everyone)