The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cobra]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[Deleted member 49428]

We have a dromedary ( one hump) and Bactrian (two humps)
So what do you call a camel with 3 humps?
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Pregnant?

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Yep you got it Humphrey of course

Darned

 

[sirch]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[camerassassin]

Bought a chicken to make sandwiches.
It doesn't. It s***s on the floor.

 

[sirch]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[kennethwfd]

We have a dromedary ( one hump) and Bactrian (two humps)
So what do you call a camel with 3 humps?
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Yep you got it Humphrey of course

That reminds me of ISIRTA Tales of the Circus

Now here comes the lovely Margahrita leading the batricans and dromedaries

Which is the one with two humps?

Marghairita

 

[cymruchris]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Bought a chicken to make sandwiches.
It doesn't. It s***s on the floor.

Use it to play chicken s*** bingo....

View: https://youtu.be/IBTiMx0J4O0

 

[andyred]

Slight remake

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[gm43uk]

A woman walks into a chemists and asks if he sells extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She says "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[carper]

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

 

[kennethwfd]

DIY Coronavirus mask

 

[andyred]

 

[Mr Badger]

Coming soon... Try our new lamburgers!

 

[Graham]

 

[Graham]

 

[Graham]

 

[Nod]

By a lady called Kajol...

 

[mikew]

I took Trumps advice and bought an internal UV light for the corvid, just need to find a clear lubricant

 

[chris954]

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Surely that would be a chinese vicar.

 

[Steep]

Samuel Jackson reads you a bedtime story..

NSFW

View: https://youtu.be/Dvmj8tMUEzo

 

[n0chex]

 

[Tori_T]