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gm43uk

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16 May 2020

#17,801

Interviewer: Why did you become a pilot?
Pilot: To overcome my biggest fear.
Interviewer: Heights?
Pilot: Dying Alone.

Photography, as we all know, is not real at all. It is an illusion of reality with which we create our own private world.
Arnold Newman

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kendo1

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16 May 2020

#17,802

Bear with me, a few coming up:

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I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member - Groucho

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kendo1

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16 May 2020

#17,803

Oops ! Apologies to mods.

I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member - Groucho

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kendo1

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16 May 2020

#17,804

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I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member - Groucho

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kendo1

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16 May 2020

#17,805

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kendo1

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16 May 2020

#17,806

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I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member - Groucho

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17 May 2020

#17,807

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
You have to be quick-witted and possess strong observational skills.

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G.K.Jnr.

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17 May 2020

#17,808

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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17 May 2020

#17,809

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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17 May 2020

#17,810

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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17 May 2020

#17,811

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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kendo1

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17 May 2020

#17,812

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17 May 2020

#17,813

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
You have to be quick-witted and possess strong observational skills.

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gm43uk

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17 May 2020

#17,814

I was struggling to get my wife's attention.
So I just sat down and looked comfortable, that did the trick

Photography, as we all know, is not real at all. It is an illusion of reality with which we create our own private world.
Arnold Newman

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Mr Badger

Didymus

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17 May 2020

#17,815

G.K.Jnr. said:
View attachment 279368

And what part of "She died last week" do you not understand??

Well, someone's got to tell 'em!

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18 May 2020

#17,816

things-people-do-dont-admit-10010-5ebd1189ebd4b__700.jpg

Website : Flickr

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drsilver

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18 May 2020

#17,817

Website : Flickr

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G.K.Jnr.

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18 May 2020

#17,818

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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18 May 2020

#17,819

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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18 May 2020

#17,820

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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18 May 2020

#17,821

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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18 May 2020

#17,822

Oh Groan!

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18 May 2020

#17,823

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
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18 May 2020

#17,824

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
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18 May 2020

#17,825

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
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18 May 2020

#17,826

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
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MatBin

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18 May 2020

#17,827

Cobra said:
View attachment 279528

Damn, I've a gas bbq.

Fuji xt20/xe2 xc16-50 xc50-230 5Dmk3, 50D & a few lenses/flashguns. I wish I could improve to mediocre.

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cosmicma

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18 May 2020

#17,828

http://marks-gallery.webs.com/

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Brendan Mulachy

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18 May 2020

#17,829

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mikew

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18 May 2020

#17,830

Remember we need the earth, it doesn't need us.

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Brendan Mulachy

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18 May 2020

#17,831

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G.K.Jnr.

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19 May 2020

#17,832

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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19 May 2020

#17,833

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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19 May 2020

#17,834

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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19 May 2020

#17,835

Be who you are, Because those that matter don't mind, And those that mind don't matter.

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Steep

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19 May 2020

#17,836

Cecilia Payne is awesome and everyone should know her.

~~~~~~
)>))))°>

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19 May 2020

#17,837

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
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admirable

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19 May 2020

#17,838

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

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19 May 2020

#17,839

It takes a high level of intelligence to be sarcastic.
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Gremlin

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20 May 2020

#17,840

The impossible I can do immediately
Miracles take a little longer
FLICKR

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