The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Mr Badger said:
A Yorkshireman thinks the world of his dog but sadly it dies, so he decides to have a statue of the dog made to remember him by. He tells the sculptor that he's a very rich man so wants the statue gold plating. The sculptor asks "Do you want him 18 carat"? To which the Yorkshireman replies "No, chewin' a bone, ya daft beggar"!
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We're back to the old "Tha can tell a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell 'im much" aren't we? :exit:
 
ancient_mariner said:
We're back to the old "Tha can tell a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell 'im much" aren't we? :exit:
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My mother-in-law who contrary to the sterotype was a lovely, gentle, polite woman would say whenever Yorkshire was mentioned "Never ask someone if they are from Yorkshire, if they are, they'll already have told you, if they're not they'll be offended"
 
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sirch said:
My mother-in-law who contrary to the sterotype was a lovely, gentle, polite woman would say whenever Yorkshire was mentioned "Never ask someone if they are from Yorkshire, if they are, they'll already have told you, if they're not they'll be offended"
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So true.
 
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