The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cobra]

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Actually that's true, the rich Arabs do transport their BoP's to falconry prestigious meetings this way.
Those birds are worth £1000's each 10 maybe 12K

 

[Tori_T]

Do they get an in flight meal?

 

[Cobra]

Do they get an in flight meal?

They get that when they have finished flying you never feed a bird hooded
The neck brace can stop casting (regurgitation) and the bird may choke.

 

[Tori_T]

They get that when they have finished flying...

I'm guessing you don't mean in the arrivals lounge.

 

[Cobra]

Anyway enough about birds, on to the blokes

 

[Tori_T]

For best effect, get those letters back on the door the second he's gone through it.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[badlywornroy]

 

[camerassassin]

<< GROAN ! >>

 

[mikew]

 

[Cockney]

Actually that's true, the rich Arabs do transport their BoP's to falconry prestigious meetings this way.
Those birds are worth £1000's each 10 maybe 12K

If they all take off does the aircraft get lighter?

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

If they all take off does the aircraft get lighter?

Absolutely
iirc there is room for about 140 birds all weighing somewhere between 2-3lb ish
that's a lot of weight

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

Should we get @Server Hamster one of these to speed things up

 

[ancient_mariner]

Is Boris Johnson really John Bercow in disguise?

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[chris954]

A Barnsley Woman (pictured here) has lost her case at Barnsley Magistrates Court today, after she tried to sue Sheffield Hallamshire Hospital after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards.

Mrs DeMinger of Lundwood aged 67 said to reporters outside court this afternoon "Me and mi 'usband Gilbert 'ave 'ad bangin' sex till 'e went t'eh 'ossie and 'ad 'is operation, now 'e's not interested 'in mi any mooer and it's all darn to them b&$t&rds" !

The surgeon who performed the operation and attended court to give evidence said "all we did was remove Gilberts Cataracts" ! [emoji23][emoji23]View attachment 288038

Another Barnsley stunner.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Nod]

140 birds all weighing somewhere between 2-3lb ish
that's a lot of weight

That's nearly a you me!!!

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[Server Hamster]

Should we get @Server Hamster one of these to speed things up View attachment 288387

@Gremlin , those are Desktop Hamsters. They're just not up to doing my job.

 

[Cobra]

 

[scottishguy]

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A woman my work, actually has her eyebrows like that