The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

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Thank the pantheon that you didn't post her waxed McMuffin...

 

[Mr Badger]

A woman my work, actually has her eyebrows like that

Perhaps she's just permanently surprised?

 

[Mr Badger]

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I believe the inclusion of McCartney in the above to be erroneous, arguably for a number of reasons, including the fact that he's not actually dead!

 

[Cobra]

arguably for a number of reasons, including the fact that he's not actually dead!

You obviously don't read the right conspiracy theories

 

[camerassassin]

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or alternatively

<<
I thought that was the falconer who did his housework with the lights out.
Or kestrel man hoovers in the dark.>>

 

[Cobra]

or alternatively

<<
I thought that was the falconer who did his housework with the lights out.
Or kestrel man hoovers in the dark.>>

Why is there not a in the smiley box?

 

[Nod]

Why use a when there's a available?

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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They're all playing BIG BOTTOM!

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

I tried to share a kebab with a homeless bloke I saw sitting on a bench last night.
He told me to f*** off and buy my own.

 

[ancient_mariner]

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That usually involves a medical prof and a jar of urine ("note the sweetish taste") but this is near enough.

 

[Fuji Dave]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

I learned all my Stir Fry skills from the Bee Gee's.

You can tell by the way I use my wok.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I learned all my Stir Fry skills from the Bee Gee's.

You can tell by the way I use my wok.

That's a tragedy....

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

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You mean tomatoes?

 

[munch]

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You mean tuber

 

[Tringa]

Interesting to see an odd effect of a spaceport in northern Scotland -

"Twelve lunches per year would see an estimated five tonnes of carbon fibre reinforced plastic and seven tonnes of metal alloy dropping into the sea each year, according to the officials' report. "

Link to the article - file:///C:/Users/Dave/Downloads/Sutherland%20Space%20Hub%20plans%20not%20called%20in%20by%20government%20-%20BBC%20News.html

Have a look at the paragraph above the artist's impression.

Dave

 

[Box Brownie]

@Tringa

No can see/read 'it' as we don't have access to your computer

 

[Steep]

Interesting to see an odd effect of a spaceport in northern Scotland -

"Twelve lunches per year would see an estimated five tonnes of carbon fibre reinforced plastic and seven tonnes of metal alloy dropping into the sea each year, according to the officials' report. "

Link to the article - file:///C:/Users/Dave/Downloads/Sutherland%20Space%20Hub%20plans%20not%20called%20in%20by%20government%20-%20BBC%20News.html

Have a look at the paragraph above the artist's impression.

Dave

/edit Box Browine got in ahead of me.

That's a file on a local hard drive and not accessible to anyone else.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Nod]

Twelve lunches per year

Per YEAR? I get through more than that in a fortnight!