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[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[camerassassin]

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I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
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[mex]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mex]

 

[Graham W]

 

[mikew]

been shopping

 

[Marc]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Marc]

 

[Cockney]

 

[sirch]

Handy hint: If a woman asks "does my bum look big in this?", don't answer "do you mean the skirt or the room?"

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[KMPhoto]

What do you call 90 people in a church?

... Four weddings and a Funeral...

 

[mex]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Skyline]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Server Hamster]

Then there's the 2020 remake...

 

[Cartus]

Desperate to have a house party but rule of six getting in the way?

Simple solution: hold a police themed fancy dress party

 

[Cartus]

 

[Cartus]

 

[mikew]

 

[mex]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]