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If a deaf man goes to court, is it still a hearing?
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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I got into a heated argument with a snowman...
He later lost his cool and had a total meltdown.
He later lost his cool and had a total meltdown.
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Dividing 80 by 2 is my forte!
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I told my therapist I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head...
He said, "Tell me more!"
He said, "Tell me more!"
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My mate once said, "The first car you drive is as memorable as your first kiss."
It's true. I still remember mine, an old banger that stank of p***...
For the life of me I can't remember what the car was though!
It's true. I still remember mine, an old banger that stank of p***...
For the life of me I can't remember what the car was though!
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Some of us check for updates regularly. This thread has been helping keep me sane!
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Likely get a pardon?
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Well i’ll not bother posting anything else then in case it upsets you.
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Thought this page needed this ... 
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Thought this page needed this ...
Or, for Mock the Week fans.
It looks like someone bleached the minions!
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11. If the goalie doesn't save it, the scorer was off side.
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The terms, stupid, impractical & ugly all spring rapidly to mind.
With fashion I know it's common to ignore the first two if you get something extra in looks, but the only extra here is inconvenience.
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Confusing? Actually they might suit me, half the time I don’t know if I”m coming or going,
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Minor edit for profanity decency
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Someone beat me to it? How very very dare they
he who hingeth about geteth heehaw ( still game )
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“Welcome back everybody" is apparently not a good way to start a speech.... if your the best man at your friend's second wedding.
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What are you trying to say?
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
"TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove
the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving
around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new
sign that now read:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."
"TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove
the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving
around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new
sign that now read:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."
