The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Gremlin]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[sphexx]

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We have two words — four score — is that any better?

 

[kendo1]

 

[Steep]

Remember it’s only OCD if it comes from the OCD region in France.

Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anal retentiveness.

 

[mikew]

 

[badlywornroy]

Chocolate smuggling isn't easy but I have a few Twix up my sleeve.

 

[Steep]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.


Teach a man to fish, you can bang his wife every weekend [emoji41]

 

[Tigger.ufo]

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Got that licked then ...

 

[Cobra]

And today's ear worm is bought to you by ......

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

My wife says that the rising price of petrol doesn’t affect her because she never puts more than £10 pounds in anyway [emoji848]

 

[Steep]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

https://www.facebook.com/100009456672959/posts/2880153218976539

View: https://www.facebook.com/100009456672959/posts/2880153218976539/?d=n

 

[scottishguy]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[badlywornroy]

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

“ MickyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento “

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:-

“ Hello! it has to be at least 8 characters and include a capital “

 

[Tigger.ufo]

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

“ MickyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyScaramento “

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:-

“ Hello! it has to be at least 8 characters and include a capital “

Where is Scaramento?

 

[badlywornroy]

Where is Scaramento?

Oops corrected.

 

[Tori_T]

Where is Scaramento?

Isn't it the State Capital of Claifornia?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Where is Scaramento?

Transylvania [emoji79]

 

[mikew]

 

[Earley Man]

Best example of extracting the urine I've see in years.

 

[sirch]

I was born male. I identify as a male. But according to Tesco’s sticky toffee pudding I’m a family of 4.

 

[Steep]

I added Matt Handcock as a friend (by mistake) on Facebook

I've just been given a contract to provide face masks for £25 million.

 

[Jeff15]

 

[D-Mitch]

Some humour from down under with the brilliant Clarke and Dawe

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]