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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Tootles
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It's probably me! After 18 months of beard growth, I had it chopped off to a #1 buzz cut yesterday and my chin's chilly!!!
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Lady Penelope
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A topical one ...
I hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray,
as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says,
" Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"
I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said,
" ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
I grabbed the next doc walking past and I said,
"mate, is this the psychiatric ward?"
He says," no this is the Burns unit"
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I hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray,
as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says,
" Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"
I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said,
" ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
I grabbed the next doc walking past and I said,
"mate, is this the psychiatric ward?"
He says," no this is the Burns unit"
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No ... but gentlemen do!
One definition of a gentleman is someone who takes his weight on his arms.
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This setting reminds me of a cartoon I saw in a newspaper years ago. Two tiny islands very close to each other in the Pacific each with one with one palm tree. On one was a very shapely bikini-clad female and on the other was a forlorn figure of a man, inbetween were circling sharks and he was shouting across the water to the female. "Hello..they call me 'hard luck Jones"
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All look dangerous answers. 'Oh, I've had this for ages' is more survivable.
Keeping purchases out of my wife's sight for a few months helps too.
