A Scotsman visits a bar in Canada where he notices the framed head of a large animal on the wall, he asks the bartender what it is.
"A moose" says the bartender.
"Fxxx me, how big are the cats here?!"
Police in Yorkshire are becoming concerned about a new drug craze in the area, which involves addicts injecting liquid ecstasy into their mouths in order to get a faster hit from the drug. This trend is known as “E by gum.”
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