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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
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My friend is a gas engineer, just before Christmas He had a local doctors surgery phone up and ask him if He could come and have a look at their boiler as the central heating had broken...he great great delight in telling them them had to phone the next day at 8am
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A guy drops a sword from the sky. When he gets off he sees a girl crying. He says "What's wrong?" The girl says, "Well, a sword fell from the sky and killed my cat. Another guy drops a gun from the sky and sees a boy crying. He asks "What's wrong?" He says "A gun fell from the sky and shot my dog." Another guy drops a bomb from the sky and sees a little boy laughing. He asks, "What's so funny?" He says "My mom farted so hard the house blew up!!"
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You never liked it when I posted it
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You never liked it when I posted it
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Must admit I must have missed it when you posted it as I have no recollection of even seeing it before. If I had then I wouldn't have posted it again.
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We were at a friends yesterday for their 5 year old’s birthday party.
Whoever decided that a bouncy castle and inflatable boxing gloves were suitable for a party for children this young is an idiot !
Literally every child was crying, even the girls who didn’t want to fight.
On the upside though, it’s been a good workout for me and I was undefeated.
Whoever decided that a bouncy castle and inflatable boxing gloves were suitable for a party for children this young is an idiot !
Literally every child was crying, even the girls who didn’t want to fight.
On the upside though, it’s been a good workout for me and I was undefeated.
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