The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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I got a compliment on my driving today said the young lady to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
 
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Might even be reverse cowgirl boots. I'll have to google reverse cowgirl to check...
 
I blame Jimmy Carr!
 
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I'll never look at a tin of sardines the same way again..

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After the service, Johnny approaches the vicar and asks "Is it true that man is created out of dust?"
"Yes, it is so" was the reply
"And when man dies, he becomes dust again"
"Yes, that is so"
"Well, you'd better look under my bed, because someone is either coming or going"
 
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