A bloke on crutches was hobbling past a community centre and he seen a big poster saying "American Faith Healer Here Today"! He thought he'd go in and see if he could get his legs sorted. He went into the hall and there stood the Faith Healer who said "my Son I see that your mobility is impaired", the bloke says "yes I've had operations, but they can't fix my legs". The Faith Healer asked "do you believe in God and do you believe in miracles"? "Yes Sir" said the bloke with... the crutches, the Faith Healer told him to go behind the screen that was placed in the hall, just then another bloke walked in and the Faith Healer asked, "what is your impairment my Son"? The bloke said "IIII haaavvve aaaa stttuuuttter and iiii haaaave haaad it aaaalll mmmmmmyyyy lllliiffffe. The Faith Healer asked "do you believe in God and do you believe in miracles"? The bloke said "yyyyeeeeaaahhh iiiii dooo" So the Faith Healer told him to go behind the screen and stand with the bloke on crutches. The Faith Healer started his incantations and asked the 2 blokes to pray with him to God for a miracle to cure them. After 10 minutes of this, the Faith Healer told the bloke with crutches to throw them away because he no longer needed them so the 2 crutches came flying over the screen. He then said to the man with the stutter
speak now", a voice came from behind the screen saying "hhhheeee ffffffffeeeellllll oooovvveeerr.