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The "F" Word
When is F*** Acceptable?
On only 11 occasions in history has the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the F*** do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. EJ. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the F*** was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those F***ing Indians
come from?"
-- George Custer, 1877
8. "Any F***ing idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so F***ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the F*** did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the F*** are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c’mon Monica.
Who the F*** is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "There is no F***ing way Trump will ever become President"
When is F*** Acceptable?
On only 11 occasions in history has the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the F*** do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. EJ. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the F*** was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those F***ing Indians
come from?"
-- George Custer, 1877
8. "Any F***ing idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so F***ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the F*** did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the F*** are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c’mon Monica.
Who the F*** is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "There is no F***ing way Trump will ever become President"
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The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
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[pedant] I think you'll find that should be Oscarpistoriosis [/pedant]