The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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On a beautiful summer’s day, two tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said: “Burrr… gurrr… King.”
 
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It's a fallacy anyway - here's proof that they don't always...

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That enclosure is actually a fair bit bigger than it looks from that shot and they do also have access to a much bigger area that is wooded. Having recently emerged from torpor, they're kept in the grassy one for a week or 2.
 
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Booking a table for the last supper...

"Can we have a table for 26 please but set for 13."
"Certainly, Sir. Can I ask why?"
"Well, we've got this bloke painting us on a 'Boys' night out'."
 
And motorbike and [insert subject of hobby here]...
 
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