The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[mikew]

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Women claim he was just practicing

 

[scottishguy]

Women claim he was just practicing

At least they admitting God is a "he" then

 

[cosmicma]

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i know people like that

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Nod]

Or a furry ball of some kind!

 

[praxis]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

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Oh FFS, I literally just downloaded that and opened this thread to post it!

 

[Nod]

On behalf of those of us who don't "do" Farcebonk, thank you.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[simon ess]

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I only drink on days with a Y in them.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Graham]

I saw this 1st one on FB, I thought oh yeah why not.


Then I saw the 2nd one and thought, yeah why not...lol

 

[scottishguy]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

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Smokin' Graciela.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

Oh FFS, I literally just downloaded that and opened this thread to post it!

You snooze you lose

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[kendo1]

 

[scottishguy]

My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down lately, because nasty people keep making remarks about her size.

So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her some flowers, chocolates, wine and I am going to run her a nice hot sink.

 

[scottishguy]

"What do you do?"

"I'm a spy."

"Well why are you dressed as a shepherd?"

"I'm a shepherd spy!"

 

[mikew]