The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Deleted member 49428]

Just like starting a piggy jigsaw!

You have me puzzled there

 

[Cobra]

Just like starting a piggy jigsaw!

You have me puzzled there

I assume you are joking, but just in case

 

[Deleted member 49428]

 

[Cobra]

 

[MatBin]

What's in "her" strides is more worrying!

 

[Cobra]

What's in "her" strides is more worrying!

Read it again and check the spellings

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Read it again and check the spellings

We need a wooossshhh emoji

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

What's in "her" strides is more worrying!

 

[Cobra]

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[mikew]

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What was that song, penis in blue jeans

 

[Cobra]

What was that song, penis in blue jeans

Oh Groan ... for you Mike

 

[Cobra]

 

[MatBin]

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Got that one

 

[Nod]

Oh Groan ... for you Mike


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Don't you need a big one to help pave paradise?

 

[simon ess]

And a tree museum.

 

[Cartus]

 

[Cartus]

A bit sexist I guess...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[scottishguy]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you have on tap?" He replies, "Anheuser-Busch" (And-how's-your bush). She says, "Just fine. How's your penis?"

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

It all makes sense now
(But I guess not everyone will get it )

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[camerassassin]

sent to me earlier this evening

<<Two Indian junkies snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They were rushed to hospital, one slipped into a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.>>

 

[Cobra]

sent to me earlier this evening

<<Two Indian junkies snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They were rushed to hospital, one slipped into a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.>>

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

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I saw that cumin.....

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]