People are the same. I once saw toilet roll on an aisle in Sainsburys. I keep going back - I'm convinced some will return one day.Too right, Mike.
Every few weeks he see the cat somewhere in its garden and that reinforces he was right all along.
Dave
Ooh, I thought that said "Moderator" for a minute, so that would have been interesting!
I had a mate do that a few years ago. I nearly wet myself laughing .. he on the other hand didn't find it funny in the slightest.
As long as you are buyingOoh, I thought that said "Moderator" for a minute, so that wouldhave been interesting!
A dog did that on a broken junction box at a shopping precinct many years ago. Not a fun way to go.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue" "Is that you, George?" " Yes, I've come back like we agreed. ""That's wonderful !? What's it like? "" Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.Then it's more sex until late at night.I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" " Oh, George, are you in Heaven?...... "No, I'm a rabbit in Hampshire."
Was the retirement precipitated by the joke?The local rector once told a similar joke at the start of a sermon shortly before he retired, where the husband explained how he first woke and had sex, went for a swim, had sex again etc - the husband had been reincarnated as a duck. Cue a lot of very frosty looks from some people in church. [emoji38]
Now if it was an accordion it would be spot on.
Definition of a gentleman: someone who can play the accordion, but would never do so in public.Now if it was an accordion it would be spot on.
Definition of perfect pitch : Throwing an accordion into a skip and hitting a banjo
Definition of a gentleman: someone who can play the accordion, but would never do so in public.