The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[MartynK]

Definition of a gentleman: a man who is never rude, by accident...

 

[munch]

 

[cosmicma]

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i suppose your sorry for the post

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

 

[mikew]

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Never thought about that, what will puppies eat if we run out of toilet paper

 

[Nod]

I pointed out an obvious answer but was told that it's Basenjis that do that rather than all p(lo?)uppies.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Tori_T]

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[kennethwfd]

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Not so far fetched, when you consider a pallet loaded with toilet rolls ventured onto the shop floor
Immediately surrounded by shoppers grabbing the rolls
Not one roll made it onto the appropriate shelf

 

[Cartus]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Marc]

 

[Mountkeen]

Just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid t*** in Morse Code.

 

[Nod]

Looks exciting - does X mark the spots?

 

[Picsta]

 

[Marc]

 

[mikew]

Going to have some T-shirts printed

"if you can read this you are too close"

 

[KMPhoto]

Don't know if this is true but if so, beware the perils of working from home

 

[Tori_T]

I hope Calum doesn't have a webcam...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[gm43uk]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cockney]

 

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