Two retired ladies at an American care home, sitting on the porch taking in the last of the day's sun.
Dolores says to Martha. Have you any regrets Martha, Only one she replies. I wish that I had been able to find myself a
virgin man, to have sex with. Oh, Dolores, I could have shown him what women really need. Well, it's not too late Martha said Dolores.,
You're a very rich lady, you are only 73 you could probably buy one on the internet. The following day they put their plan into action.
They placed the add and waited and waited and waited. No replies. Then out of the blue came an offer.
Dear Mam, I think I will be able to help. I live in a small village in the outback of Australia. I am 18 years old never had a woman, but you might think I'm too young.
Martha couldn't contain her excitement. I will be on the first plane out tomorrow she wrote.
They both arrived at the hotel Martha had arranged, Martha led him to the bedroom. Wasting no time the young man upended the bed stacked all the furniture in a corner and stripped off.
Are you sure you are up for this asked Martha? Sure am Mam came the reply. Why have you moved the furniture she asked? Well, mam, we are going to need all the room we have.
If it's anything like a Kangaroo.