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A man goes into a pet shop to get a parrot as the one he had passed away.

the shopkeeper says yes he has one but he is a fighter , so they go into the back of the shop and see this parrot. The parrot sees them and says "I'm as hard as nail I am, nothing beats me"

The man was impressed so he bought the parrot and took him home
The next day the parrot looked lonely so the man got another to keep him company. Well that following night all hell broke loose and a tremendous racket from the covered cage swinging back and forward like mad.
So he removed the cover only to find the new parrot on it back dead.

The fighting parrot says" Told you I am as hard as nails,nothing beats me"

this upset the man but the challenge was made by the fighting parrot so he went and got a cockrell and put him in he cage with the fighting parrot.

Same thing again as the previous night, one hell of a commotion and the cage swinging violently. So he took off the cage cover only to find the cockrell dead on its back.

Again the fighting parrot said " Told you I am as hard as nails nother beats me"

Scratching his head the man decides to get a hawk and put the hawk in with the parrot.

That night he heard the worst noise ever screeching and screaming something terrible. So he goes down stairs removes the cage cover to find the hawk dead on its back

This time the fighting parrot had lost all its feathers the parrot says again " I am as hard as nails nothing beats me". The man says " but you lost all your feathers" to which the parrot replies " I had to get my coat off to deal with this one"
 
Nod said:
You too? ;)
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I've just found it & I was wrong, it's a disc called 'compact disc laser lens cleaner' from 'Bib'
I guess Bib is what you need to clear up the drool if you actually listen to it. Hopefully I've recovered having not heard it for ~20 years.
 
Nod said:
You too? ;)
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Petrochemist said:
I've just found it & I was wrong, it's a disc called 'compact disc laser lens cleaner' from 'Bib'
I guess Bib is what you need to clear up the drool if you actually listen to it. Hopefully I've recovered having not heard it for ~20 years.
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So a sort of Rattle and Hum then...
 
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