The sherriff of a small US town sees a blonde cowboy wearing only his hat, his holster and boots.
So the sherriff arrests him for indecent exposure, and as he locks the cowboy up, he asks him how he came to be like this
"Well," says the cowboy, "I was having a drink at the bar down the street and up comes this pert little redhead and says
'Hey, cowboy, would you like to come home with me'
So we go inside her motorhome and she takes off her blouse and says 'Hey cowboy, take off your shirt'
Then its off with her skirt and my pants
Then her blouse and panties, then my shorts.
So she lies on the bed and says 'Now go to town cowboy'
And here I am!"