The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Steep]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

Not sure who the current guest is...

 

[Cockney]

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Not sure who the current guest is...

I'm not sharing.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

No s*** Sherlock
I'm pretty sure cat owners have always known this

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Baloo]

 

[Cockney]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Earley Man]

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In my experience this is very true.

 

[JohnStewart]

My curry looks like Boris

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

In my experience this is very true.

Yes I have one of those T-Shirts as well.

 

[munch]

Can't post anything on here about the current government, as they are beyond a joke.

 

[Cordy]

A man buys a guard dog to protect his home.
Unfortunately, he has to get rid of it because it keeps letting everyone in.

Turns out it was a UK Border collie.

 

[Nod]

 

[Norkie]

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Why don’t they just send in the dog?

 

[badlywornroy]

My wife has left me because of my obsession with the Dave Clark Five.

I'm in pieces, bits and pieces.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

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I read her name as KrazyKow ...

 

[Baloo]

No punch line, just the picture!

 

[Nod]

And yes, I do know it's a repeat posting! Still relevant.

 

[Baloo]

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And yes, I do know it's a repeat posting! Still relevant.

And recently had a cancelled booking, so get in there quick!

 

[Nod]

ONLY CLICK IF YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR!

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]