The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy,
> >>> he
> >>> occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', and this
> >>> happened to
> >>> be one of those occasions.
> >>>
> >>> Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a
> >>> picture
> >>> of the
> >>> Holy seed flying through the air.
> >>>
> >>> 'Hold on a minute!', said the Pope, 'You can't do that - you'll destroy
> >>> the
> >>> reputation of the Church!'
> >>>
> >>> 'This is my big lottery win,' said the photographer, 'I'll be
> >>> financially
> >>> secure
> >>> for life with these photos!'
> >>>
> >>> So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer.. After much
> >>> negotiation they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.
> >>>
> >>> The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the
> >>> camera.
> >>>
> >>> Along the vast Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
> >>>
> >>> Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and said, 'That
> >>> looks
> >>> like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?'
> >>>
> >>> Not being one to lie, the Pope replied,'... Two million Euros...'
> >>>
> >>> 'TWO MILLION EUROS!' replied the housekeeper. ' - They must have seen
> >>> you
> >>> coming.