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    *** >>> The Official TP Joke thread. Put your jokes in here please <<< ***

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping centre. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my granddad!' 'The policeman asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Golden Virginia and women with big tits.'
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    Screen grab

    I have always used MW Snap http://www.mirekw.com/winfreeware/mwsnap.html
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    Lens with Image Stabilisation for the Olympus E420. Is there one and do I need it?

    The E510 has IS in body too - Olympus put the IS in body so no need for it in the lenses as well.
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    Goldfinch

    Not so, the cock usually (mostly) has the red face extending behind the eye and also has what looks like a black moustache above the beak - with the hens usually (mostly) the red face stops in line or in front of the eye and the moustache is brown. The difference is slight and only really...
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    Goldfinch

    Lovely shot of a superb cock goldfinch.
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    Artic Tern

    A quick google seems to suggest it's an Inca Tern
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    Artic Tern

    Arctic tern??
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    I made the front cover!

    Fantastic picture. Have they only just published the 2006 report?
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    *** >>> The Official TP Joke thread. Put your jokes in here please <<< ***

    A nun and a monk were travelling across the Sahara on a camel, when it suddenly keeled over and died. Realising their predicament, the monk turned to the nun and said "We're going to die, why don't you strip naked" The nun thought for a moment and said "I will if you will". So they both...
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    From todays home shoot - Amy

    It's a lovely picture but for me if I was looking at a picture of the business owner I wouldn't expect to see a picture like that - to advertise make up possibly yes. I think a shot including the shoulders too with just a hint of a crisp business suit would be more appropriate.
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    Fox edit added

    Love it, superb shot :)
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    Hahaha this is hilarious

    It found its way to ebay :D http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190265903424&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm38%26_nkw%3D190265903424%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1
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    Scum

    This doesn't shock you? What would you recommend?
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    Today is cunningly disguised as Monday

    Looks like you're going to be flooded with silly comments now :)
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    Fixing Horizons? ... & General PS Question

    That's the way I do it, seems quick and painless to me. Most definitely, it's the single key ones I tend to use most - C for cropping - Z for zooming etc.
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