No I didn't, you are a very strange individual and it concerns me that you can interpret dark humour as threatening physical violence.
For only the second time in eight years do I feel the need to ignore somebody on here.
Whether overt or framed as a passive-aggressive comment, a threat is still a threat.
You seem to have an inclination to resort to physical remedies:
Or is it just hot air and bravado?
I think Python wrote it better
A man walks into a forum.
Man: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Man: Well, what would be the cost?
Receptionist: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
Man: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?
Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment.
(Pause)
Receptionist: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try the Weddings forum.
Man: Thank you.
(Walks down the hall. Opens door to forum.)
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man:
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A:
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPOSE THE BRIDES DRESS PROPERLY
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!You've wandered into the Birding forum
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want the Out Of Focus, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!