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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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DorsetDude
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When theres some sandwiches left over after a meeting....
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My car's fan belt snapped and I had no money on me to buy another. Luckily, I knew how to use the wife's tights to fix it.
I put them on my head and robbed Halfords.
I put them on my head and robbed Halfords.
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The wife's announced she's leaving me because I'm always impersonating newsreaders. More on that story later.
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Did take me a min or two but got there in the end.
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Wrong! Factually incorrect!
Penguins live in the southern hemisphere, and polar bears live in the northern hemisphere. <struts around all knowledgeable>
And penguins can't play the cymbals anyway, because at those temperatures the cymbals go off key. And ignoring the obvious problem of course. That nobody offers cymbal lessons for penguins. (Only triangle lessons.)
<nasal voice> So check your facts first next time.
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Thanks. Fixed that.
filmed for a BBC documentary.
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I am so sorry I posted something I thought was amusing but I didn't realise I could only posted stuff that was correct in every possible way
I won't post in this thread again, don't have the time or inclination to check every detail in memes and would hate to think someone might feel
the need to correct what is oviously just a joke, wouldn't want to waste any more of your precious time, who knows you might find something more important to
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whoosh!I am so sorry I posted something I thought was amusing but I didn't realise I could only posted stuff that was correct in every possible way
I won't post in this thread again, don't have the time or inclination to check every detail in memes and would hate to think someone might feel
the need to correct what is oviously just a joke, wouldn't want to waste any more of your precious time, who knows you might find something more important to
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So it appears to start serious and unfunny and then go ridiculous.
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Meaning ???????
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I haven't got a clue Ingrid but please dont leave us this way ,this section wouldn't be the same without your tit pics
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I am so sorry I posted something I thought was amusing but I didn't realise I could only posted stuff that was correct in every possible way
I won't post in this thread again, don't have the time or inclination to check every detail in memes and would hate to think someone might feel
the need to correct what is oviously just a joke, wouldn't want to waste any more of your precious time, who knows you might find something more important to
do
Please...
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I'm deeply, deeply sorry if I upset you. It really wasn't meant that way. What can I say? I'm lost for words. I don't know what came all over me.I am so sorry I posted something I thought was amusing but I didn't realise I could only posted stuff that was correct in every possible way
I won't post in this thread again, don't have the time or inclination to check every detail in memes and would hate to think someone might feel
the need to correct what is oviously just a joke, wouldn't want to waste any more of your precious time, who knows you might find something more important to
do
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Just hope it hasn’t got ginger hair ,OOPS