The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[philoldsmobile]

Oh come on, take a picture and let us decide

You asked for it...

 

[philoldsmobile]

Oh come on, take a picture and let us decide

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

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Cute idiot?.........
Nah, just idiot

 

[tom24]

Gay Gordons..

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=509284172614791

View: https://www.facebook.com/302439376632606/videos/509284172614791/

 

[philoldsmobile]

Cute idiot?.........
Nah, just idiot

That's what happens when you do a job like mine, your brain melts....[emoji12]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Gremlin]

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Awwww very cute you just need the whiskers

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Mountkeen]

My friend can only sleep on stacks of old magazines.

He's got back issues..........

 

[viv1969]

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Kudos.

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[Doc]

 

[stryvya]

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NFSW surely

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[andyred]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

Had to look twice though, to make sure it was a "head" I was looking at [emoji15]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

Mango tree??

 

[Farmerjim]

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Had to look twice though, to make sure it was a "head" I was looking at [emoji15]

There's an easy beginner's job in PP work there but I'm not doing it

 

[Steep]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[DorsetDude]

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If we're doing repeats...

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Mountkeen]

Intelligent Design?

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Cobra]

 

[DavieW]

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you'd taken it out a few seconds earlier.

 

[n0chex]

I've bought one of those motivational CD's but can't be arsed to listen to it.

 

[StewartR]

Intelligent Design?

I don't get it. Please could you explain?

 

[ianp5a]

The answer lies in the stripes.

 

[StewartR]

The answer lies in the stripes.

Doh. I really didn't see that at first. Ta. It's very cleverly done.

 

[ianp5a]

It actually says "OFF" on the other side. But that's only really appreciated by the fish that swim quickly around it. It's quite effective on predators I'm told.

 

[Nod]

Only if they speak English (or at least understand it when they read it!)

 

[Mountkeen]

Donald is Devine

 

[kendo1]

 

[Steep]

At least it landed bum first.