The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[ianp5a]

In South America I got to try some deep fried insects legs.

They were the bees knees.

 

[Nod]

Cujõnes would really be the bog's doll***s! (Big too.)

 

[Gremlin]

 

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[Mountkeen]

Breaking News

The Irish fencing team have withdrawn from the Olympics already!!

They've ran out of creosote!

 

[gm43uk]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five pints please."

 

[Nod]

Could mean 1,000 pints as well... (Answers on a postcard!)

 

[Cobra]

Could mean 1,000 pints as well... (Answers on a postcard!)

V = 5
M = 1000

 

[Nod]

_
I = 1,000 as well, the _ above any digit gives a 1,000 x multiplier. Unusual for it to be applied to an I though!

 

[Steep]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five pints please."

I rate that X

 

[Tigger.ufo]

I rate that X

Aussies would rate it xxxx

 

[the black fox]

Been ringing that bloody number on the last page for 4 hours still can't get through

 

[Gremlin]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Steep]

Map of the world if there was no land.

.

 

[Cobra]

Map of the world if there was no land.

So it is flat after all I bloody knew it!

 

[Steep]

Not only that it revolves about me!

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Aussies would rate it xxxx

They named that awful lager xxxx because they couldn't spell crap (yet another XLent joke from the far distant past).

 

[Nod]

And here was me thinking it was because it was weak as pone55!

 

[Steep]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

And here was me thinking it was because it was weak as pone55!

I'v just got it

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[camerassassin]

For your enjoyment

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...minister-brexit-eu-jonathan-lynn-sir-humphrey

 

[Gremlin]

 

[DavieW]

While Jim Appell struggled to check in to his French hotel, Gordon Morgan was desperately trying to order breakfast in his German one.

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

being in the right place at the right time....pricless

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Nod]

Google Eric the Eel...

 

[Mountkeen]

Google Eric the Eel...

He didn't have to be rescued though...............

 

[ianp5a]

That's not funny.

 

[Cobra]

 

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[DorsetDude]

Aaaaaaaaaaand another one. Why, somebody tell me why?

 

[Nod]

Aaaaaaaaaaand another one. Why, somebody tell me why?

 

[DorsetDude]

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Slightly OOF and horizons way off.

 

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