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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I am not macho
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My Wife asked me 'how can we stop the stairs creaking" it seems my reply " slimming world " didn't go down well.
Visiting hours are 14:00 - 16;00, don't bring grapes I'm being fed by straw.
Visiting hours are 14:00 - 16;00, don't bring grapes I'm being fed by straw.
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I wonder if the family got a refund from the crematorium?
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I thought it hadn't posted as I was using the app - and it all b*ggered upYou posted this 3 hrs ago
Glad everyone is paying attention though.
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A very good magician has hypnotised an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says, "S**t!"
Some topical cracker jokes here:
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Dominic Cummings gag voted Christmas cracker joke of the year
Gag about former No 10 adviser tops TV channel Gold’s top 10 list of seasonal gags
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Some round here stay up from mid November till December 26th. For some unknown reason those who start Christmas stupidly early never celebrate the remaining 11 days!
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A cowboy goes down to the stable, lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses butthole. Another cowboy sees this and yells, "What the hell are you doing?" He replies, "I've got chapped lips." The other cowboy asks, "Does that help?" "Nope," he answers, "It just keeps me from licking them."
