I have had a right bad day !
I've just been to the vets, I had to take my budgie, 'Mr Bojangles'
I got him there and the vet said "Sir, I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do for him. he's dead!"
I said "how do you know?" he said "I've just listened with my stethoscope thing"
I said, "are you sure, I've had him years"
He said "he's dead"
I said "but you haven't done any tests on him at all"
The vet said "Look, I'll show you" He comes in with a black labrador.
The labrador jumps up onto the counter and sniffs Mr Bojangles, he looks up at the vet and shakes his head and walks off.
I thought, what the f**k. I said "I've never seen anything like that before"
The vet said "watch this sir" he comes in with a little cat. The cat jumps up onto the counter, has a little sniff at Mr Bojangles, meows gently, and walks out.
I said "what's that mean?"
The vet said "Sir, he's dead, we tried to tell you . . . he's DEAD"
I said "Ok, fair enough, how much do I owe you?"
£300.00 the vet said.
I said, "You have the nerve to charge me £300.00 to tell me my budgie's dead"
The vet said, "If you had taken my word for it in the first place I would have charged you £50.00 but after the Lab test and the Cat scan it's gone up to £300.00"