The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Gremlin]

And so begins the left hand or right hand side feed debate

or cack handed

 

[n0chex]

A friend of mine has been bald for 20 years but still carries a comb! I asked why? And he replied "I just can't part with it"

 

[Llamaman]

And yes I know what else floats.

What's our context here? Dairy or sewage farm?

 

[Cobra]

Did you mean wipe?

No, we can save that for another thread

or cack handed

Ooops I see its already begun

 

[ianp5a]

That's bog standard around here. Don't pooh pooh it.

 

[ianp5a]

There is always a tird way.

 

[Cg_Girl]

Oh here we go with the crap jokes

 

[Nod]

But who would play Joe S in the remake of the Turd Man?

 

[ianp5a]

William Shatner?

 

[Phil1974]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Doc]

 

[Mark twiglet]

 

[tom24]

Shug takes two stuffed dugs that were his great granddads to the Antique Roadshow being filmed in the Kelvingrove museum Glesca' last week.
'Wow' said the presenter, 'This is a very rare set of dogs produced by the celebrated John's brothers, taxidermists who operated out of London at the turn of the last century, do you have any idea what they would fetch in good condition?'......


'Eh, sticks?' replied Shug....

 

[kendo1]

 

[kendo1]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Steep]

The new Olympic flag.

 

[camerassassin]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JSahEDRjvw&feature=youtu.be

 

[Cobra]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JSahEDRjvw&feature=youtu.be

LOL and still topical

 

[Steep]

For anyone who's ever worked in retail.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[DorsetDude]

I'm bald but have had the same comb for 30 years. I just cant part with it.

 

[ianp5a]

I just went to the McVities Hobnobs web page. It asked me if I'd accept cookies.

 

[Mountkeen]

Somebody doesn't like their neighbours

 

[Cobra]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[DorsetDude]

See, why does that need to be a picture? answer - it don't. Ah well c'est la vie #derail

 

[Cobra]

Here's another just for the Dude

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

Bargain

 

[Big Andy]

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Come on own up, how many of you have now rung that number?

 

[Nod]

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Looks like the previous page has a happy ending...