SWEARY BITS - ENTIRELY NECESSARY.
Woman goes to the doctor and tells him,
"Doctor, I've got three fannies and I want you to cure me."
"Take off your knickers and let's have a look," replied the doctor.
She complied.
"Hmmm, he sagely murmered while stroking his beard. "Yes, I see the problem and I know what to do about it."
He reached into a drawer, took out two elastoplast, stuck one over the left fanny and one over the right fanny, leaving just the center fanny.
"There, that should do it," he confidently exclaimed.
"That's wonderful Doctor. Will it cure me?"
"Oh no, it won't cure you, but it will stop you getting f***ed left, right and center."