Never bothered with gyms, just a 56lb potato bag in each hand, arms straight out to the side lifting up and down twice a day for a week, then put a potato in each bag
I want one
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And your point is?You'd never get out of bed
And your point is?
Never bothered with gyms, just a 56lb potato bag in each hand, arms straight out to the side lifting up and down twice a day for a week, then put a potato in each bag
I too like to start the day off with lifting and lowering exercises, first the left eyelid then the right eyelid !
I really believe the s*** you lot put here is true [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]1. Lift leg.
2. "Exhale".
3. Stroke cat (who has learned that if I "exhale", I'm awake!)
I really believe the s*** you lot put here is true [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
I visit an excellent Yoga studio several times every week and often spend an hour or more there. Shame I can barely touch my toes let alone get both feet behind my head! (And the cat really does treat an early morning fart like an invitation!)
The female of the species is deadlier than the male....... apparentlyNah - she uses a Zippo!
Keep up...A zippo is a little lighter
A hippo is a little heavier?
When I posted that, the spoiler said testing 123Keep up...
You monitoring me 24/7 or what? It only said that for like, 10 seconds, whilst I quickly checked I had the right spoiler tag thingy.When I posted that, the spoiler said testing 123
But its / I'm still correct anyway
Of course I am, we do it to all the trouble makersYou monitoring me 24/7 or what?
the 1960's called, they want their joke(s) backWhats the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
Ingrid why is there a used Johny on that plinth ??
Guy holds a fancy dress party, there is a knock at the door so goes to answer it, there in front of him is a naked man with a naked girl on his back.
So he says to the naked man, "What have you comes as?"
"I've comes as a snail" came the reply.
"So who is the naked girl on your back?" he asks.
"Oh that's just Michelle"