Thanks.......... NotShowing your Age with that one Graham.
Guy holds a fancy dress party, there is a knock at the door so goes to answer it, there in front of him is a naked man with a naked girl on his back.
So he says to the naked man, "What have you comes as?"
"I've comes as a snail" came the reply.
"So who is the naked girl on your back?" he asks.
"Oh that's just Michelle"
A bloke turns up at a party naked apart from his Y fronts
“What have you come as?”
“Premature ejaculation” came the reply
“Hows that?” he asks?
“I’ve just come in my pants”
You need one of these
Or.. "You're going to do what with that bowl of sage and onion stuffing?!"
You need one of these
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Toastie-Tush-Toilet-Warmer-Round/dp/B013P45JNA
(who'd have thought it eh? )
I don't need one, but its the thought that countsI'd buy you one for your birthday, but seems they are out of stock
Bit of a bum deal anyway..I don't need one, but its the thought that counts
Bit of a bum deal anyway..
I notice it is motion activated. Wouldn't that be too late?
Unfortunately, a lot of the honerable members would probably get turned on by that