The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Graham said:
Guy holds a fancy dress party, there is a knock at the door so goes to answer it, there in front of him is a naked man with a naked girl on his back.

So he says to the naked man, "What have you comes as?"

"I've comes as a snail" came the reply.

"So who is the naked girl on your back?" he asks.

"Oh that's just Michelle"
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A bloke turns up at a party naked apart from his Y fronts

“What have you come as?”

“Premature ejaculation” came the reply

“Hows that?” he asks?

“I’ve just come in my pants”
 
Dale_tem said:
A bloke turns up at a party naked apart from his Y fronts

“What have you come as?”

“Premature ejaculation” came the reply

“Hows that?” he asks?

“I’ve just come in my pants”
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A bloke turns up at a party with a condom on his nose,

“What have you come as?”

Who me ....er not sure ......F<*k Nose
 
Apparently, "What? Do you mean real life?" is NOT an acceptable response to "Does my bum look big in this?"
 
Me "granddad, after 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. what’s the secret?”

Grandad: “I forgot her name 15 years ago and I’m scared to ask her.”
 
As long as it's slowly...
 
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If the benches were red, there might be greater attendance (and the sitters might stay there longer...)
 
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