A groom goes upstairs with his new wife on their wedding night. He takes his trousers off and stands by the bed and says to his bride "Will you put my trousers on?". She says "What?". He says, "Go on, just do it for me... please."
"OK", she said, putting on his trousers. The groom looked at her, pointed and said "Now let's get one thing straight, that's the first and last time you'll wear the trousers in this relationship!".
"OK" she replied, taking off the trousers "now come on lover-boy, strip off". The groom eagerly stripped. The bride turned to him and said "Before we get into bed will you put my knickers on?" The groom replied "Don't be silly, I'll never get into those!". To which the bride replied "You're right... and that's the way it's going to stay until you change your bloody attitude!".