The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[KMPhoto]

Have YOU just walked 500 miles?

Were YOU asked to walk 500 more?





Call the Pro Claimers now.


(Sorry...)

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Deleted member 49428]

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Do you know Coles law then?

 

[Deleted member 49428]

Do you know Coles law then?

1 c.
mayonnaise
1/4 c.
apple cider vinegar
1 tbsp.
dijon mustard
2 tsp.
granulated sugar
2 tsp.
celery seed
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1/2
large head green cabbage, thinly sliced
3
large carrots, grated

 

[Cartus]

 

[Mountkeen]

A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin.

I said how can you tell them apart, he said ‘her brother’s got a moustache!

 

[sirch]

The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.

 

[simon ess]

I went to my first Innuendo Society meeting last week.

I got a warm hand on my entrance.

 

[Marc]

As tweeted by Stephen King

 

[gm43uk]

 

[Mr Badger]

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Or you have a good look round, and then have a good think... to see if there's anything else you can do down there to make it worth your while if you've got to kneel down!

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[mex]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Doc]

 

[Steep]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Doc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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That's how Bicester Tesco was this morning.

 

[Nod]

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That would be even funnier if it wasn't so true.

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[mex]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]