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badlywornroy
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I’ve started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines...
Prophets are going through the roof.
Prophets are going through the roof.
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Well, there is a dog called the Deerhound, how did you think they were made ?
My mate said, “Did you know that Elvis didn’t die and he's still alive?”
I said, “How do you know that?”
He said, “Because I saw him one Sunday morning in B&Q.”
I said, “b*****ks! Even if he was alive what the hell would Elvis Presley be doing in B&Q?”
He said, “Returned a sander..."
I said, “How do you know that?”
He said, “Because I saw him one Sunday morning in B&Q.”
I said, “b*****ks! Even if he was alive what the hell would Elvis Presley be doing in B&Q?”
He said, “Returned a sander..."
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A ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carry blue paint, the survivors have been marooned.
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I went to Westonbirt Arboretum last week to enjoy the glorious autumn colours of the Japanese Maples. Apparently these trees and shrubs are now so popular that gardeners have started forming special Acer Clubs, and buying dedicated planting tools called Acer spades.
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Totally sick of idiots letting fireworks off early, it’s still October for goodness sake !
Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
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Marxist version. I'm sorry Timmy, we've taken all the land from the small farmers and turned it into a collective farm, now there is no bread.
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Socialist version: Sorry Timmy, but there won't be any more after this, as we've now run out of other people's bread to give away!
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