Tory Jesus
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Socialist version: Sorry Timmy, but there won't be any more after this, as we've now run out of other people's bread to give away!Marxist version. I'm sorry Timmy, we've taken all the land from the small farmers and turned it into a collective farm, now there is no bread.
I’m in trouble with my wife again.
I bought her some lorry oil for her birthday...
Apparently, it’s pronounced ‘L’Oreal’