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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I'm always in it, it's only the depth that varies!A perfect visual depiction of the expression "up to your neck in it"
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When I was married to my second wife her two sons bought me a tee shirt for Christmas with that written on it, except that it had a couple of extra letters in front of "it". I put it on and wore for the rest of the day and like Queen Victoria, she was not amused.
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That's two pairs of scissors, Ingrid. Two.. pairs... of... scissors.
... or a pair of pairs of scissors ...
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Or a brace of scissors, if they're game!... or a pair of pairs of scissors ...
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More scissors?
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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted, after an18 hour shift.
She grabs a deposit slip, and pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, says,
"Well that's just great....some a******e has got my pen."
She grabs a deposit slip, and pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, says,
"Well that's just great....some a******e has got my pen."
