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Pat McGroin is going to be the priest at the wedding
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And Pat Magubin is the bouncer at the reception
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And Paddy O'Door, the double glazing salesman, is one of the guests, along with his best mate Tim Burr, the tree surgeon.
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If anyone knows how to reverse cheap plastic surgery, please let me know....I'm all ears.
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Quick, stick a cuddly toy tiger's head on that body and make it Tiggernometry!
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A duck walks into a jobcentre, he hops on a chair and asks the clerk for a job. BLOODY HELL a talking duck says the clerk, he immediately rings his friend.
After the call, he tells the duck I have a job for you at Billy Smarts Circus. The bemused duck looks puzzled. What does Billy Smart want with a bricklayer?
After the call, he tells the duck I have a job for you at Billy Smarts Circus. The bemused duck looks puzzled. What does Billy Smart want with a bricklayer?
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An Eskimo walks into a bar in London and says "Can I have a whisky and dry ginger please?". The barman says "That'll be £11.90 please", the Eskimo pays the barman and sits at the bar sipping his drink. To make conversation the barman says "We don't get many Eskimos in here", to which the Eskimo replies, "I'm not surprised, at these f***ing prices!"
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She needs to join the D.N.A
National Dyslexia Association
National Dyslexia Association
